Shower Diseases

Starbucks has been calm most of the night, until now. I was sitting here all comfortable lost in a book when I became horribly distracted by these girls that came and just had to sit right next to me. Why couldn’t they have sat across the room - nobody else is here. Finally I couldn’t ignore what they were saying any longer, so I’m taking a time out to write about this absolutely ridiculous observation...

These girls are sitting behind me talking away in their annoying snotty voices, complaining about everything and thinking they are cooler than 99.9% everyone that has the privilege of walking in their presence. Just a few seconds ago they were talking about how they would never, ever think about not wearing sandals in the shower. According to them, it is absolutely nasty. One girl, the brunette I believe - she’s been doing a majority of the talking, specifically said that she wouldn’t do that because “you can get so many diseases from that.” I almost laughed out loud. Seriously. This coming from the girl who is probably sleeping with half of the senior guys at her school. Are you kidding me right now. Does she have any idea how many diseases she can get every time she takes her pants off? Pretty sure thats far worse than anything she could possibly even dream of getting from a shower stall full of hair, probably from her precious head. Honestly. I do not understand. My skin is literally crawling as I hear this constant chatter back and forth. It’s all so snotty. The brunette, we shall call her Brittney, was talking bout how her side of the room is “cool” but her roommates is “not.” Those were the exact words that came from her mouth. Who says that? Just because her roommate doesn’t have the same taste in decorating as her does not justify her being “weird.” Does she really know what she is talking about? The girl probably has way more important things to invest her time into than “making her room look “cool.” Their voices are piercing my ears. Now they are talking about when their parents come they wish their other roommates would disappear so that they could have the entire place to themselves. To remedy this, the blonde got her parents a hotel room last time they came. Is that seriously necessary when the room is free? “We are looking for applications.. so spread the word.. but only to certain people. *snotty giggle*” They need one more girl. Apparently they need another girl to live with them. Who in their right mind would want to live with them. Oh and now, we are comparing and contrasting the thought of living in a party house. Apparently they don’t want to live in a party home because they want to bring their own furniture and don’t want to pick up beer cans every morning. I don’t know what it is, but something in their voices just makes me want to pull my hair out. Typical “valley.girl.I’m.better.than.you”. We are in college now, I think its time to grow up. Seriously. 

Back to my book I go...